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19 Things You Didn't Know You Needed Until Right Now

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1. You've earned a treat. Here are some socks covered in butts.

They could be *your* socks covered in butts.
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They could be *your* socks covered in butts.

2. Jesus, your office is frigid. Wouldn't it be nice to be as smug as this lady, clad in her heated wrap?

It even shuts off after three hours so you don't burn the place to the ground; if that's what you're into, we can't help you there.
hammacher.com

It even shuts off after three hours so you don't burn the place to the ground; if that's what you're into, we can't help you there.

3. Your space bar is boring. But it won't be when it's a LITERAL SPACE BAR.

Get these stickers here.
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Get these stickers here.

4. You definitely deserve a personalized prayer candle of yourself.

Or if you're super generous, give one as a gift.
etsy.com

Or if you're super generous, give one as a gift.

5. Still holding out? NOT WHEN YOU SEE THESE TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE BAGS.

They're safe for kids to use as well as grown people, and they cut way down on mess.
uncommongoods.com

They're safe for kids to use as well as grown people, and they cut way down on mess.

6. I know you're always losing your stuff. You know you're always losing your stuff. Stop losing your stuff.

Tile actually delivers what we've all bemoaned at some point: "I wish I could just call my keyssss."
amazon.com

Tile actually delivers what we've all bemoaned at some point: "I wish I could just call my keyssss."

7. This happy cloud pillow just wants to be your friend!

Get it here.
etsy.com

Get it here.

8. And if you're down, this sad cloud pillow knows exactly how you feel.

Available here.
etsy.com

Available here.

9. Tired of your books falling over? Equally tired of not having Legos to play with now that you're an "adult"?

Then boy howdy do I have just the solution.
thinkgeek.com

Then boy howdy do I have just the solution.

10. It's going to be summer before you know it, and you can't spell "summer" without "floating wireless pool speaker."

Get it here.

11. Or "DIY watermelon keg."

"Summer" is a very long word. Get the keg tapping kit here.
uncommongoods.com

"Summer" is a very long word. Get the keg tapping kit here.

12. This sweatshirt might cost you up front, but think of all the time you'll save talking to strangers.

Get it here.
zazzle.com

Get it here.

13. Any party is made instantly better by the presence of temp tats.

I would be happy with pretty much anything from Tattly emblazoned on my skin forever.
tattly.com

I would be happy with pretty much anything from Tattly emblazoned on my skin forever.

14. Dinner is boring. Make it less so.

P̛͍̰̳̱͉͍͙̱̝̱̊̿̃͐͋̾̈́̉͝l̢͚̗̞̟̮̳̹̟̄͐͂͐̄̇̅̑͝͝ͅą̛̩̬̣̲̻̺̞̝̽̽̑͊̾̒̈́̾͗ͅy w̫̦͕̤̦͉͖͎̬̆͋́̄̐̉̿̈́̈́͠ͅit̛̪̱̪̼̱̭͚̥̤̃̆̒͌͑̔̊͜͠͠h y̠̰͓͎͙̲̩̦̥̱͊̾͐̌̀̏́͋̚̚ǫ̨̻̮͕̖̣̥͍̟̾̆̎̈́͗̓̀̒̾̈́u̡̝̝͔͉̮͙̱̲̫͗̓̓̄̉͐̾̾̓͝r̡̜̼̲̻̬͙͇̦̈̋͒͆̍̉̀̎̈́͜͝f̢̙̝̫̝̳͍̘̦̦̾̇́̊̈̒̾̿͘̕o̙̥̲͚̞͎̲͚̭̮̒͆̈́̊͂̾̌̚̕͝ǫ̨̨̭̝̙̘͉͕̌͋̀́̽͗͌̍͘͝ͅd͎̤̗̯̰̤̭͖̙͓̔͌̎̀̈́̒̑̈̉̕. Get it it here.
uncommongoods.com

P̛͍̰̳̱͉͍͙̱̝̱̊̿̃͐͋̾̈́̉͝l̢͚̗̞̟̮̳̹̟̄͐͂͐̄̇̅̑͝͝ͅą̛̩̬̣̲̻̺̞̝̽̽̑͊̾̒̈́̾͗ͅy w̫̦͕̤̦͉͖͎̬̆͋́̄̐̉̿̈́̈́͠ͅit̛̪̱̪̼̱̭͚̥̤̃̆̒͌͑̔̊͜͠͠h y̠̰͓͎͙̲̩̦̥̱͊̾͐̌̀̏́͋̚̚ǫ̨̻̮͕̖̣̥͍̟̾̆̎̈́͗̓̀̒̾̈́u̡̝̝͔͉̮͙̱̲̫͗̓̓̄̉͐̾̾̓͝r̡̜̼̲̻̬͙͇̦̈̋͒͆̍̉̀̎̈́͜͝f̢̙̝̫̝̳͍̘̦̦̾̇́̊̈̒̾̿͘̕o̙̥̲͚̞͎̲͚̭̮̒͆̈́̊͂̾̌̚̕͝ǫ̨̨̭̝̙̘͉͕̌͋̀́̽͗͌̍͘͝ͅd͎̤̗̯̰̤̭͖̙͓̔͌̎̀̈́̒̑̈̉̕. Get it it here.

15. If you're not going to treat yourself, at least treat your best friend.

Get this perfect item here, droopy Pom sadly not included.
fancy.com

Get this perfect item here, droopy Pom sadly not included.

16. There are at least three people in your life who would die for this wineglass-shaped cookie cutter.

Maybe one of those people is you.
etsy.com

Maybe one of those people is you.

17. I bet you know a baby who can't even grow a mustache, no matter how hard they try.

Give them a hand with this pacifier.
uncommongoods.com

Give them a hand with this pacifier.

18. Buy your boo Harry Potter underpants so they know it's real.

Get 'em here.
etsy.com

Get 'em here.

19. Congrats on making it this far! You're strong indeed. But are you stronger than this lightbulb that LITERALLY LEVITATES?

The future is a truly terrifying place, but at least we have this.
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The future is a truly terrifying place, but at least we have this.

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