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    Posted on Mar 22, 2016

    19 Things You Didn't Know You Needed Until Right Now

    No, YOU know all your debit and credit card numbers by heart.

    1. You've earned a treat. Here are some socks covered in butts.

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    They could be *your* socks covered in butts.

    2. Jesus, your office is frigid. Wouldn't it be nice to be as smug as this lady, clad in her heated wrap?

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    It even shuts off after three hours so you don't burn the place to the ground; if that's what you're into, we can't help you there.

    3. Your space bar is boring. But it won't be when it's a LITERAL SPACE BAR.

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    Get these stickers here.

    4. You definitely deserve a personalized prayer candle of yourself.

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    Or if you're super generous, give one as a gift.

    5. Still holding out? NOT WHEN YOU SEE THESE TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE BAGS.

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    They're safe for kids to use as well as grown people, and they cut way down on mess.

    6. I know you're always losing your stuff. You know you're always losing your stuff. Stop losing your stuff.

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    Tile actually delivers what we've all bemoaned at some point: "I wish I could just call my keyssss."

    7. This happy cloud pillow just wants to be your friend!

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    Get it here.

    8. And if you're down, this sad cloud pillow knows exactly how you feel.

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    Available here.

    9. Tired of your books falling over? Equally tired of not having Legos to play with now that you're an "adult"?

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    Then boy howdy do I have just the solution.

    10. It's going to be summer before you know it, and you can't spell "summer" without "floating wireless pool speaker."

    11. Or "DIY watermelon keg."

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    "Summer" is a very long word. Get the keg tapping kit here.

    12. This sweatshirt might cost you up front, but think of all the time you'll save talking to strangers.

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    Get it here.

    13. Any party is made instantly better by the presence of temp tats.

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    I would be happy with pretty much anything from Tattly emblazoned on my skin forever.

    14. Dinner is boring. Make it less so.

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    P̛͍̰̳̱͉͍͙̱̝̱̊̿̃͐͋̾̈́̉͝l̢͚̗̞̟̮̳̹̟̄͐͂͐̄̇̅̑͝͝ͅą̛̩̬̣̲̻̺̞̝̽̽̑͊̾̒̈́̾͗ͅy w̫̦͕̤̦͉͖͎̬̆͋́̄̐̉̿̈́̈́͠ͅit̛̪̱̪̼̱̭͚̥̤̃̆̒͌͑̔̊͜͠͠h y̠̰͓͎͙̲̩̦̥̱͊̾͐̌̀̏́͋̚̚ǫ̨̻̮͕̖̣̥͍̟̾̆̎̈́͗̓̀̒̾̈́u̡̝̝͔͉̮͙̱̲̫͗̓̓̄̉͐̾̾̓͝r̡̜̼̲̻̬͙͇̦̈̋͒͆̍̉̀̎̈́͜͝f̢̙̝̫̝̳͍̘̦̦̾̇́̊̈̒̾̿͘̕o̙̥̲͚̞͎̲͚̭̮̒͆̈́̊͂̾̌̚̕͝ǫ̨̨̭̝̙̘͉͕̌͋̀́̽͗͌̍͘͝ͅd͎̤̗̯̰̤̭͖̙͓̔͌̎̀̈́̒̑̈̉̕. Get it it here.

    15. If you're not going to treat yourself, at least treat your best friend.

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    Get this perfect item here, droopy Pom sadly not included.

    16. There are at least three people in your life who would die for this wineglass-shaped cookie cutter.

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    Maybe one of those people is you.

    17. I bet you know a baby who can't even grow a mustache, no matter how hard they try.

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    Give them a hand with this pacifier.

    18. Buy your boo Harry Potter underpants so they know it's real.

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    Get 'em here.

    19. Congrats on making it this far! You're strong indeed. But are you stronger than this lightbulb that LITERALLY LEVITATES?

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    The future is a truly terrifying place, but at least we have this.

    Additional challenge: Check out this post if you think you're really tough enough to resist temptation.

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