18 Amazing Pieces Of "Game Of Thrones" Swag You Can Buy Online

In honor of the impending third season. Bet you didn't know you needed a "Winter Is Coming" thong until this very minute.

1. Tiny Crocheted Jon Snow

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Now you can cuddle him all you want. (Weird? No. Shh.)

2. "Game of Thrones" Magnetic Poetry

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If this won't help you keep track of all the names, nothing will.

3. Map of Westeros-Printed Skirt

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Available here.

4. Baratheon Pub Ale Labels

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Drink every time you see blood or a boob. (Just kidding, don't do that, you'll die immediately.)

5. Dire Wolf Scarf

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Bye, haters. Available here.

6. "Winter Is Coming" Thong

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No words. Available here.

7. Stark Family Nesting Dolls

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Available here.

8. Khaleesi Mug Cozy

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It'll keep your coffee almost as warm as dragon fire.

9. "Pointy End" Cross-Stitch

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Available here.

10. Adorable Cube Direwolf

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Omg, cuteness is coming. Available here.

11. "The Night Is Dark" Eye Chart

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Available here.

12. Totally Real* Dragon Eggs

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*Not real.

13. "I'd Eat A Horse Heart For You" Card

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If there's a better way to tell someone you love them, I'd like to hear what it is.

14. Tyrion Lannister Earrings

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For those who have always dreamed of having Peter Dinklage's face forever hanging from their earlobes.

15. "Winter Is Coming" Banner

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For fun parties.

16. George R. R. Martin Made Out of Legos

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Available here.

17. Stark Family Wine Charms

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Available here.

18. "Katleesi" Print

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Okay cool, whatever makes you happy. Available here.