2. Instead of this way.
10. Without fear of bumping helmets.
12. Instead of this.
13. Or this.
15. Instead of having to use the parking lot.
27. And you never have to lay eyes on any of these people again.
32. The only random nudity you’re likely to encounter is the blow-up doll variety.
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