1. Pigs-In-A-Blanket Maker, $19.99
Buy it here.
2. Horse Bit Socks, $28
Giddy-up. Get them here.
3. Pencil Ring, $40
Find it here.
4. Hangover Recovery Patch, $19.95 for set of 6
Get them here.
5. Cat Watch, $25.99
Get it here.
6. Planet Candle, $18
Buy it here.
7. PAPER Magazine Subscription, 8 issues for $4.97
The next best thing to actual MIA herself. Get it here.
8. Texting Gloves, $12.49 - $19.99
Buy them here.
This is my favorite photo from the item listing. It's like they are beckoning you toward a life filled with cozy-fingered texting bliss.
10. Woodgrain Notebook, $13.50
Get it here.
11. LED Camera Pen, $8
Get it here.
13. Sudoku Toilet Paper, $5
Gotta keep busy somehow. Get it here.
15. Chemex Coffee Maker, $36.95
Get it here.
16. Totoro Slippers, $15.52
Buy them here.
There's a fish version too.
18. LED Umbrella, $24.49
LIGHT SABRE PEW PEW PEW. Get it here.
19. Burger Lighter, $1.99
Lighter burger. Get it here.
20. "The Sriracha Cookbook," $11.55
Get it here.
21. Wire String Lights, $12
![The wire makes for extremely easy wrapping. (And rapping [just kidding.]) Buy them here.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/12/13/10/enhanced-buzz-17006-1355414313-9.jpg)
The wire makes for extremely easy wrapping. (And rapping [just kidding.]) Buy them here.
22. Dog Collage Backpack, $49
Buy it here.
23. Naked Eyeshadow Palette, $27
People go nuts over this palette because the colors supposedly look good on everyone. Get it here.
24. Pancakes Hat, $12
It actually says "Pizza & Pancakes," which is a match made in gustatory heaven. Get it here.
25. Super Spork, $2.85
It comes in a whole bunch of colors so you can have a SPORK WARDROBE*. Get it here.
*my new DJ name.
26. 2013 Planner, $24.95
Usher in the new year. Buy it here.
28. Guitar Pick Punch, $30x
Buy it here.
29. Glow-In-The-Dark Nail Polish, $6
Buy it here.
30. "Fresh Fruits," $19.87
Get it here.
31. Chalkboard Label Jars, $7 - $8.40
Get them here.
32. 90's Trivial Pursuit, $12.95
Wow your friends with your encyclopedic knowledge of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Buy it here.
