Use things you already have lying around the house:
If you want to be especially relevant, dress up as something from the news:
Couple’s costumes that won’t make everybody hate you:
Group costumes are fun and low-stress (just make sure it still works even if one of your friends decides to leave the party):
You know who absolutely loves Halloween (or at least doesn’t have a firm enough grasp of the English language to communicate hatred)? Your baby!
And even if you’re not into wearing a costume yourself, you can always dress up your pet:
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏