Use things you already have lying around the house:
If you want to be especially relevant, dress up as something from the news:
Couple’s costumes that won’t make everybody hate you:
Group costumes are fun and low-stress (just make sure it still works even if one of your friends decides to leave the party):
You know who absolutely loves Halloween (or at least doesn’t have a firm enough grasp of the English language to communicate hatred)? Your baby!
And even if you’re not into wearing a costume yourself, you can always dress up your pet:
- We've compiled an extensive (but not exhaustive) list of lies, exaggerations, and bullshit from Trump's first 100 days in office 💯🗒
- Arkansas is waiting for the Supreme Court to weigh in on a death-row inmate's final claims before his execution tonight.
- Sean Spicer blamed the Obama administration for not vetting Michael Flynn before he became Trump's national security adviser 🤔
- There's a potential writers strike looming and it could suddenly cause some of your favorite TV shows to go off air 📺