1. You deeply understand the difference between ecru and taupe.
And have STRONG OPINIONS on both.
2. Your cakes out-cake everyone else’s cake.
And you’re not afraid of an orange jumpsuit.
3. You’re like…okay at social media.
4. (Which is the real source of your power.)
5. You’re a Halloween MASTER.
10. You’ve never met a Mason jar you didn’t want to cutely modify.
15. You’re wicked into making your home look perfect.
Whether it’s a dorm room or a mansion.
16. You can appreciate a bit of espresso-based whimsy.
It’s a catpuchino.
17. You live by the adage that everything, no matter how small, deserves glitter.
22. Your meals are next-level.
And you appreciate the beauty of simple, home-cooked food.
23. Your thumb is totally green.
Or at least, a greenish shade of dirt-brown.
24. Even when you hit a bump in the road, you come back stronger than ever.
- DNC Day 3: President Obama dropped the mic with "Don't boo, vote," and vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine reminded people of their dads 👴
- French prosecutors have identified the second suspect in the priest killing in Normandy as 19-year-old Abdel Malik Petitjean.
- The U.S. Justice Department backed Obama's transgender policies in court after Texas and other states sued to block the rules.