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27 Signs You're The Martha Stewart Of Your Friend Group

"Hey girl! What's up? Would you mind planning my entire wedding?"

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1. You deeply understand the difference between ecru and taupe.

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And have STRONG OPINIONS on both.

3. You're like...okay at social media.

WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

WE HAD A WONDERFUL EMPLOYEE LUNCH TODAY- FARM EMPLOYEES- AT THE BEDFORD POST-ONION SOUP,MUSSELS,HAMBURGERS,PANNA COTTA,CHEESECAKE- FUN!

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4. (Which is the real source of your power.)

it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

it is so passe to think that tweeting in CAPS IS YELLING??? who made up that rule? i just like how it looked - it got your attention!

10:13 PM - 21 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. The only holiday you like better is Easter...

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8. How about Valentine's Day?

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10. You've never met a Mason jar you didn't want to cutely modify.

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11. Nor a dog you didn't want to pamper.

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GENGHIS RULES.

12. You've always been a straight-up fox, from Day 1.

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15. You're wicked into making your home look perfect.

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Whether it's a dorm room or a mansion.

16. You can appreciate a bit of espresso-based whimsy.

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It's a catpuchino.

17. You live by the adage that everything, no matter how small, deserves glitter.

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18. You get along with pretty much everyone.

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19. (Because obviously you smell great.)

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20. You're not afraid to get a little weird.

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21. Or to get your hands dirty.

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Poor Princess Peony :(

22. Your meals are next-level.

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And you appreciate the beauty of simple, home-cooked food.

23. Your thumb is totally green.

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Or at least, a greenish shade of dirt-brown.

27. Because this is your world and the rest of us are just living in it.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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