24 People Who Have Already Broken Their New Year's Resolutions

It's hard to stop eating cookies and start wearing actual pants.

1.

tori @useyourcraNIAM

MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL'S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:57:41 +0000

MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL'S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE-- tori

2.

Super Douche @Frick_Squad

Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 23:23:52 +0000

Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on-- Super Douche

3.

Emily Donahue @seriouslyemily

Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:34:19 +0000

Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit-- Emily Donahue

4.

Chris @Thekrizzo

Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:33:28 +0000

Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.-- Chris

5.

Caroline Lodinsky @CLodinsky

Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:49:56 +0000

Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire-- Caroline Lodinsky

6.

KIERAN † @shining_st4r

Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:47:38 +0000

Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover-- KIERAN †

7.

~⚡~ @augievela

Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 06:26:52 +0000

Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;-- ~âš¡~

8.

Matt O'Meara @OhhhMeara

Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 05:12:13 +0000

Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.-- Matt O'Meara

9.

Destroy-It-Dave @PsychoDave123

My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:57:08 +0000

My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj-- Destroy-It-Dave

10.

Ruth the Sleuth @Ruth_C

I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:17:40 +0000

I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.-- Ruth the Sleuth

11.

Grinch @Grinch_Life

Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 17:56:45 +0000

Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear-- Grinch

12.

Christian @rattlerguy

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 06:57:30 +0000

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...-- Christian

13.

Joe Jenkins @theJoejenkins1

Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 05:13:34 +0000

Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...-- Joe Jenkins

14.

Julie Rodgers @Schmoolie_

Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:33:13 +0000

Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis-- Julie Rodgers

15.

Jason Good @jasonmgood

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 02:12:29 +0000

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.-- Jason Good

16.

Sairam @sairam_nvgvpsr

Just broke my new year resolution of "not opening my twitter"

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 15:56:19 +0000

Just broke my new year resolution of "not opening my twitter"-- Sairam

17.

Matt Graves @TechCoor

Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 05:01:46 +0000

Already broke a #NewYears resolution -

I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...-- Matt Graves

18.

Adam Abramson @AdamAbramson

Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 05:04:53 +0000

Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!-- Adam Abramson

19.

Scott Davidson @SDavidson90

I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:00:05 +0000

I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.-- Scott Davidson

20.

Saleen @SaleenNoelle

Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 06:53:30 +0000

Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.-- Saleen

21.

Lizzy Grant ♡‏ @faggxt

Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 09:02:49 +0000

Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show-- Lizzy Grant ♡‏

22.

Liv Forster @lvfrstr

Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :'(

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 12:27:48 +0000

Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :'(-- Liv Forster

23.

Drama Queen @melamberlina

I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 10:59:33 +0000

I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak-- Drama Queen

24.

Alex Haley @AlexAndreWhaley

My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 03:58:53 +0000

My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...-- Alex Haley