MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL’S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE— tori
Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on— Super Douche
Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit— Emily Donahue
Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.— Chris
Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire— Caroline Lodinsky
Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover— KIERAN â€
Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate….guess who just broke his resolution. (;— ~âš¡~
Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.— Matt O’Meara
My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj— Destroy-It-Dave
I broke my resolution to be a better person. I’m pretty sure I am judging you all.— Ruth the Sleuth
Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear— Grinch
And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft…— Christian
Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked…— Joe Jenkins
Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis— Julie Rodgers
Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.— Jason Good
Just broke my new year resolution of “not opening my twitter”— Sairam
Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter…— Matt Graves
Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!— Adam Abramson
I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.— Scott Davidson
Already broke the “No drunk texting” resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.— Saleen
Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show— Lizzy Grant â™¡â€
Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :’(— Liv Forster
I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon…….I really want bacon, I’m having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak— Drama Queen
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