24 Ideas For Throwing The Perfect Anti-Valentine's Day Party
If you think Feb. 14 is the absolute worst, you're not alone.
1. First, send out your invitations.
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There's no better way to vent ire than by smashing something repeatedly with a bat.
9. And by playing this gem of an album.
It's available on Amazon and iTunes and contains such cathartic hits as "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" (sic).
10. Serve cookies inspired by conversation hearts.
Except, you know, the exact opposite.
11. Make your point with cupcakes.
By Mom and Pops. Also re: "make a point," sorry about that.
12. Make Stupid Cupid cocktails.
Featuring all the gin and bitters you could ever want. Recipe here.
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Make your own voodoo dolls. Directions here.
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These earrings are made from tampons so you can ruin everyone else's Valentine's Day too. Directions here.
16. Play the Mustache Game with this cinematic masterpiece.
Never heard of the Mustache Game? You're welcome.
18. Or venture into true nail art territory.
Take your inspiration from Polish Me Pink.
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Use shatter polish to make broken hearts. Directions here.
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A more positive spin from Emily's Nail Files.
