1. First, send out your invitations.
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There's no better way to vent ire than by smashing something repeatedly with a bat.
8. Set the mood with a candle.
9. And by playing this gem of an album.
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It's available on Amazon and iTunes and contains such cathartic hits as "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" (sic).
10. Serve cookies inspired by conversation hearts.
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Except, you know, the exact opposite.
11. Make your point with cupcakes.
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By Mom and Pops. Also re: "make a point," sorry about that.
12. Make Stupid Cupid cocktails.
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Featuring all the gin and bitters you could ever want. Recipe here.
13. Have your guests participate in some soothing arts and crafts.
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Make your own voodoo dolls. Directions here.
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These earrings are made from tampons so you can ruin everyone else's Valentine's Day too. Directions here.
16. Play the Mustache Game with this cinematic masterpiece.
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Never heard of the Mustache Game? You're welcome.
18. Or venture into true nail art territory.
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Take your inspiration from Polish Me Pink.
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Use shatter polish to make broken hearts. Directions here.
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A more positive spin from Emily's Nail Files.
21. Send your guests off with appropriate party favors.
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