Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr run by someone who moderates submissions on a children’s joke website. These are the ones that don’t make the cut, because “they’re offensive (to kids, or to parents who would hear them repeated at home), or they don’t make sense…” Either way, they will kill at parties.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.
- Tim Cook and eight other executives at Apple gave a combined $45,900 to a PAC to reelect House Speaker Paul Ryan and other Republicans to Congress.
- The judge under fire for his sentencing of former Stanford Swimmer Brock Turner also went easy on another student athlete.