Bad Kids Jokes is a Tumblr run by someone who moderates submissions on a children’s joke website. These are the ones that don’t make the cut, because “they’re offensive (to kids, or to parents who would hear them repeated at home), or they don’t make sense…” Either way, they will kill at parties.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.