1. Sad egg and bacon: etsy.com From TheCostumeCafe 2. Unhappy monkey: pinterest.com 3. Grave iPhone: pinterest.com 4. Solemn guy from "Up": pinterest.com 5. Ennui-riddled peas and carrots: etsy.com From TheCostumeCafe 6. Depressed sushi: etsy.com From TheCostumeCafe 7. Candy corn that wishes it were someplace else: etsy.com Available at ventichai 8. Startled Oompa-Loompa: pinterest.com 9. Bewildered Man from "Curious George": pinterest.com 10. Gloomy purse: pinterest.com 11. Sullen ladybug: etsy.com From 2under2mom 12. House-elf from "Harry Potter" that doesn't understand why you made him do this: pinterest.com 13. Lobster that will require a lot of therapy: pinterest.com 14. Distressed ewok: pinterest.com 15. Max from "Where The Wild Things Are" who has seen things he hopes you never see: pinterest.com 16. Unimpressed superhero: pinterest.com So you too can ruin a child's entire October.