1. He's got thick skin and an elastic heart.

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2. He's smoking hot.
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3. No, really, sometimes literally.

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4. But he's an unbreakable black man. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS?

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5. He's very....oh...
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6. Yeah...
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7. Yep.

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8. He doesn't need to wear goofy-looking bike helmets but he does it anyway because those are the rules.

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9. And he can say things like "sweet Christmas" after sex while still making you want to have sex with him again.
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10. He can tell you with one look that he's done with your shit.

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11. He gently bats away combatants like a kitten batting at a ball of yarn.

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12. He has the perfect eyeroll.
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13. He wants nothing more than to stay in bed and snuggle with you all day.

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14. And revels in the complexity of the human experience.

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15. As well as the importance of dog existence.

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16. He's good at pep talks.

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17. He's a bartender so he knows how to make you a stiff drink at the end of the day.

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18. He takes your weird jokes and runs with them.

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19. Street harassers beware if Luke Cage is your bae.

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20. Your friends will instantly take to him like ducks to water, literally immediately.

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21. According to the number of times Jessica leans against him, he is a portable human body pillow.

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22. There is no lover like he who has loved and lost before.

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23. And all of these things have us feeling only one type of way...

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