1. He's got thick skin and an elastic heart.
2. He's smoking hot.
3. No, really, sometimes literally.
4. But he's an unbreakable black man. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS?
5. He's very....oh...
8. He doesn't need to wear goofy-looking bike helmets but he does it anyway because those are the rules.
9. And he can say things like "sweet Christmas" after sex while still making you want to have sex with him again.
10. He can tell you with one look that he's done with your shit.
11. He gently bats away combatants like a kitten batting at a ball of yarn.
12. He has the perfect eyeroll.
13. He wants nothing more than to stay in bed and snuggle with you all day.
14. And revels in the complexity of the human experience.
15. As well as the importance of dog existence.