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13 Activities To Distract Yourself From The Fact That You're Not Seeing "Cursed Child" Right Now

Take a nice bath! Gaze into the abyss!

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1. Re-read Deathly Hallows.

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2. Watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Another return to beloved old characters with a bunch of next-generation young'uns and a new chapter. Gotta get your feels our somehow, and this is such a good proxy.
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Another return to beloved old characters with a bunch of next-generation young'uns and a new chapter. Gotta get your feels our somehow, and this is such a good proxy.

3. Take a nice bath.

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4. Gaze into the abyss, thinking of what might have been.

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5. Phone a friend.

Or message or text or FaceTime or DM or WHAT HAVE YOU. BUT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO VENT TO.
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Or message or text or FaceTime or DM or WHAT HAVE YOU. BUT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO VENT TO.

6. Watch this video of baby sloths on bath day.

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7. Or of this capybara eating corn.

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8. Blast some break-up music.

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Because while you might not be breaking up with Harry Potter, he's definitely ghosting you, so you might as well let the feelings out somehow.

9. Hell, just listen to Lemonade on repeat.

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Pro-Tip: This is also advice for any other life question you might have!

10. Post cryptically about it on social media.

"Feeling gloomy today." "There's something deep inside of me longing to be somewhere else, but I just can't get there. Maybe someday." You get the picture.
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"Feeling gloomy today." "There's something deep inside of me longing to be somewhere else, but I just can't get there. Maybe someday." You get the picture.

11. Watch old episodes of Gilmore Girls.

This doesn't have the same logic behind it as Force Awakens. I just find Gilmore Girls very comforting.
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This doesn't have the same logic behind it as Force Awakens. I just find Gilmore Girls very comforting.

12. Squeeze a stress ball.

This is what they were made for.
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This is what they were made for.

13. Listen to the Hamilton cast album and relate too much to Aaron Burr.

*Aaron Burr voice* I'm not willing to wait for it but I have to so I'm gonna pretend I am.
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*Aaron Burr voice* I'm not willing to wait for it but I have to so I'm gonna pretend I am.

Maybe one day we'll all see Cursed Child! Maybe not! Who knows! The world is an existential mess!

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