1.
Outstanding Reminder of How Complex and Interesting Superhero Stories Can Be
2.
Outstanding Portrayal of a Living, Breathing Female Friendship
3.
Outstanding Portrayal of Trauma That Did More Than Feel Like Another Retread
4.
Outstanding Use of a Villain Far Too Many People Can Relate To
5.
Outstanding Use of a Face
6.
Outstanding Work Keeping Mike Colter in Our Lives and in Our Hearts at All Times
7.
Outstandingly Hot Sex Scenes Between Outstandingly Hot People
8.
Outstanding Employment of a Cheesy Catchphrase
9.
Outstanding Supporting Actress Constructed out of Pure Toughened Sunshine
10.
Outstanding Employment of a Leather Jacket
11.
Outstanding Justification of All Those Years Spent Loving Krysten Ritter
12.
Outstanding Adaptation of Beloved Comic Book Into Beloved TV Show
13.
Outstanding Burn From a Show's Official Social Media Account
(Psst, Emmy voters: You should probably give them some real Emmys as well.)
