13 Emmys We Should Really Give "Jessica Jones"
Most of these don't exist, but they should.
Outstanding Reminder of How Complex and Interesting Superhero Stories Can Be
Outstanding Portrayal of a Living, Breathing Female Friendship
Outstanding Portrayal of Trauma That Did More Than Feel Like Another Retread
Outstanding Use of a Villain Far Too Many People Can Relate To
Outstanding Use of a Face
Outstanding Work Keeping Mike Colter in Our Lives and in Our Hearts at All Times
Outstandingly Hot Sex Scenes Between Outstandingly Hot People
Outstanding Employment of a Cheesy Catchphrase
Outstanding Supporting Actress Constructed out of Pure Toughened Sunshine
Outstanding Employment of a Leather Jacket
Outstanding Justification of All Those Years Spent Loving Krysten Ritter
Outstanding Adaptation of Beloved Comic Book Into Beloved TV Show
Outstanding Burn From a Show's Official Social Media Account
(Psst, Emmy voters: You should probably give them some real Emmys as well.)
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