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13 Emmys We Should Really Give "Jessica Jones"

Most of these don't exist, but they should.

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1. Outstanding Reminder of How Complex and Interesting Superhero Stories Can Be

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2. Outstanding Portrayal of a Living, Breathing Female Friendship

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3. Outstanding Portrayal of Trauma That Did More Than Feel Like Another Retread

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4. Outstanding Use of a Villain Far Too Many People Can Relate To

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5. Outstanding Use of a Face

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6. Outstanding Work Keeping Mike Colter in Our Lives and in Our Hearts at All Times

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7. Outstandingly Hot Sex Scenes Between Outstandingly Hot People

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8. Outstanding Employment of a Cheesy Catchphrase

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9. Outstanding Supporting Actress Constructed out of Pure Toughened Sunshine

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10. Outstanding Employment of a Leather Jacket

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11. Outstanding Justification of All Those Years Spent Loving Krysten Ritter

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12. Outstanding Adaptation of Beloved Comic Book Into Beloved TV Show

13. Outstanding Burn From a Show's Official Social Media Account

(Psst, Emmy voters: You should probably give them some real Emmys as well.)

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