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Let's Play “F#@K, Marry, Kill” With The Movies Of 2015

You're gonna fuck the minion, aren't you?

Alright, let's start here I guess. A minion (Minions), Chappie (Chappie), and Vince Chase (Entourage).

Universal Pictures / Columbia Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures
  1. Which one will you sexually ravage?

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  1. Which one are you gonna spend the rest of your life with?

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  1. And which one will you murder immediately?

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Now to the Channings: Jody (The Hateful Eight), Caine (Jupiter Ascending), Mike (Magic Mike XXL).

The Weinstein Company / Warner Bros. Pictures / Warner Bros. Pictures
  1. Which one are you gonna fuck?

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  1. With which Channing will you enter into matrimony?

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  1. And which Channing will you heartlessly murder?

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Here are some more men: Max (Mad Max: Fury Road), Thomas (Crimson Peak), Mark (The Martian)

Warner Bros. Pictures / Universal Pictures / 20th Century Fox
  1. You gonna ravage in a dystopian wasteland, a haunted murderhouse, or an abandoned planet?

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  1. Put a ring on one of 'em.

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  1. WHICH ONE YOU GONNA MURDER?

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I refuse to pick, but you've gotta pick: Susan (Spy), Amy (Trainwreck), Maura (Sisters).

20th Century Fox / Universal Pictures
  1. You really can't go wrong in picking who to...be intimate with.

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  1. Or who to marry, to be honest.

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  1. But who on Earth would you dare to kill?

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I know my choice, but do you know yours? James Bond (Spectre), Adonis Johnson (Creed), Poe Dameron (Star Wars: The Force Awakens).

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures / Disney
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  1. And to commit to for a lifetime.

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  1. And now, pick one to kill.

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And what of these beauties? Finn (Star Wars: The Force Awakens), Katniss (The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2), and Cinderella (Cinderella).

Disney / Lionsgate
  1. Which one would you engage in coitus with?

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