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22 Things You Probably Understand If Portland Is Your Hometown

You have strong opinions about umbrellas.

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5. Because you ain't afraid of no goddamn rain.

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9. You have very strong feelings about Portlandia, one way or the other.


Probably either "this is the worst thing that's ever happened to my city" or "this is incredibly accurate."


16. And Portland Public Schools are very loose with what they consider a snow day.

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They spotted ice somewhere in NE, so they shut down the whoooole damn thing.

17. Your eyes have been subject to the annual World Naked Bike Ride.

Especially startling when you forget it's happening.


19. You know you don't have to brave the unbearably long line of the downtown Voodoo Doughnuts to get you that Voodoo goodness.

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