17 Emmys "Hannibal" Truly Deserves

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    Alanna Bennett
    by Alanna Bennett

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Outstanding Dog Ensemble Cast

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    2. Outstanding Sweating By A Male Lead

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    3. Outstanding Potential For Duckface Selfies

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    4. Outstanding Food Porn Made Of People

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    There's even people in the beer???

    5. Outstandingly Beautiful Stomach-Churning Gore

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    6. Outstanding Performance By A Weird Stag Thing

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    Great job, Nightmare James Potter!

    7. Outstanding Longterm Dramatic Irony

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    You guys... I think that Hannibal guy might be a cannibal.

    8. Outstandingly Psychosexual Central Relationship

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    9. Outstanding Evidence Of A Showrunner's Obsession With Death

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    Three shows and counting centered around death.

    10. Outstanding Use Of Sweater Season

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    11. Outstanding Amount Of Effort Put Into A Single Instance Of Wordplay

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    Justice is blind, get it? GET IT?

    12. Outstanding Levels Of Constant Concern By the Audience For A White Male

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    Please someone help Will Graham.

    13. Outstanding People Who Can't Mind Their Own Business

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    14. Outstanding Need For Proper Medical And Psychiatric Treatment

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    15. Outstandingly Fluffy Fandom For Horrifically Dark Subject Matter

    Bryan Fuller @BryanFuller

    Who will help Will Graham? The #FANNIBALS with a Floral Crown! #HANNIBAL #HughDancy

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    16. Outstanding Ability To Somehow Air This Stuff On Network TV

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    And yet they had to blur the Botticelli painting?

    17. Outstanding Bone Structure Often Covered In Blood

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