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14 Things The Avengers Want To Leave Hidden In The Past

* "Somebody That I Used To Know" plays softly in the background. *

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1. Wanda and Pietro used to be married. Their lives were also plagued by a giant monster creature, so the twincest wasn't really the first thing on their minds.

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It's all very Lannister up in 2014's Godzilla.

2. Natasha and Steve were old high school buddies who stole the answers to the SATs. He was the goody-goody honor student and she was the alt chick just itching for graduation.

In The Perfect Score (2004).
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In The Perfect Score (2004).

3. They fell for each other after college when she was working as a nanny on the Upper East Side and he was renting the apartment downstairs.

In The Nanny Diaries (2007).
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In The Nanny Diaries (2007).

4. Before joining with Tony, Pepper was working as a stewardess. She was going through a pink leopard phase when she fell for Bruce, who had a rad boat at the time.

In View From The Top (2003).
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In View From The Top (2003).

5. The two met again when Bruce was in recovery for sex addiction.

In Thanks For Sharing (2012). Would Tony be super pissed or would it be a sort of best-case scenario for him?
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In Thanks For Sharing (2012). Would Tony be super pissed or would it be a sort of best-case scenario for him?

6. Bruce also spent some time falling in love with a ghost.

In Just Like Heaven (2005).
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In Just Like Heaven (2005).

7. Natasha and Fury took a detour as supervillains, Fury working as a psychotic coroner and Nat as his scientist accomplice.

In The Spirit (2008).
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In The Spirit (2008).

8. Sam was once a gay politician who tried to marry the girl Steve was in love with, who also used to date Peter Quill. They had a brunch once to hash out all their former conflicts and the bro code of it all.

(The woman who played that girl is also Chris Pratt's wife in real life, Anna Faris. 2011's What's Your Number is a twisted web.)

9. Sam and Clint were war buddies. Sam knows exactly what happened in Budapest but he'll never tell you.

In The Hurt Locker (2008).
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In The Hurt Locker (2008).

10. Clint also spent some quality time hunting witches with his sister. It's where he developed his intense love of leather.

In Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013).
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In Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013).

11. Tony and Ultron go way back to the '80s, when they used to stand real close to each other and breathe each other's breath.

In Less Than Zero (1987).
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In Less Than Zero (1987).

12. J.A.R.V.I.S.' first life was as legendary poet Geoffrey Chaucer in the middle ages.

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In A Knight's Tale (2001).

13. And only the Avengers have witnessed Steve's mad drag karaoke game.

In 2001's Opposite Sex.

14. Steve knows firsthand what it's like to be burned by Asgardian liquor.

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In 2001's Not Another Teen Movie. It took him a long time to live that night down.

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