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11 Reasons Tumblr Has Fallen Completely Bonkers In Love With "Jupiter Ascending"

Jupiter Ascending is the newest film by the Wachowski siblings and also Tumblr's newest obsession. But why?

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1. Channing Tatum is a WOLF MAN who FLIES AROUND on anti-gravity ROLLER BLADES.

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2. Basically it's frothy fanfic on the big screen.

3. Because BEES CAN SMELL PRINCESSES.

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Didn't you know?!

4. The bees are very important.

5. And the options are endless.

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If the bees are fair play, anything is fair play.

6. Because Eddie Redmayne looks like Voldemort.

Specifically the Voldemort from A Very Potter Musical.

Specifically the Voldemort from A Very Potter Musical.

7. And he lounged there half the time like a rich villainous snake.

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8. Screaming nonsense in a nonsense accent.

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A lot of the yelling was about space capitalism.

9. And it will haunt him forever.

Don't worry, Eddie, it's made all of our lives so much weirder. Embrace it.
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Don't worry, Eddie, it's made all of our lives so much weirder. Embrace it.

10. Also because Mila Kunis was thirsty AF.

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11. And this just feels like destiny.

Like all the space dogs and space incest vibes and bees were just meant to be.
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Like all the space dogs and space incest vibes and bees were just meant to be.

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