I Can't Stop Laughing At These 19 Hilarious Tweets From The Weekend

I need to know why that woman brought a bundle of blueberries to the club.

ICYMI, here are some of the funniest tweets from this past weekend for anyone who needs a distraction, a pick-me-up, or just wants something fun to read. Laugh a little, cry a little, and take it easy:

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1.

girl in the stall next to me just dropped her purse and a shit ton of blueberries just rolled right out pic.twitter.com/5Ehm9XNsjD

— miss piggy apologist (@liIpochaco) August 6, 2023

@lilpochaco / Via Twitter: @liIpochaco

2.

the guy who comes up with gatorade flavors pic.twitter.com/ntamao5rYx

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 7, 2023

@ben_rosen / Via Twitter: @ben_rosen

3.

pic.twitter.com/fzliNVHJXN

— Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC) August 6, 2023

@everythingOOC / Via Twitter: @EverythingOOC

4.

pic.twitter.com/7hQQ1ODJIq

— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) August 6, 2023

@HumansNoContext / Via Twitter: @HumansNoContext

5.

the credit card statements are about to look crazy https://t.co/PNIFeTymog

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) August 5, 2023

@SaeedDiCaprio / @PopCrave / Via Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio

6.

i contributed $14.55 to this! https://t.co/MBLUMmtaKX

— deja’ ミ☆ is seeing beyonce in 7 days (@dejadenile) August 7, 2023

@dejadenile / Warner Bros. Pictures / Via Twitter: @dejadenile

7.

The Spanish language went off with biblioteca

— Marxist Lynchist (@dklmarxist) August 3, 2023

@dklmarxist / Via Twitter: @dklmarxist

8.

well that’s pretty much what happened https://t.co/CunXFLV9qp

— janito (@yassnito) August 5, 2023

@yassnito /  Goffredo di Crollalanza/FilmMagic / Via Twitter: @yassnito

9.

today my parents were casually like "yeah so we mightve accidentally crossbred zucchini and pumpkins in our garden this year" LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY pic.twitter.com/gly1WjV777

— grayfruit (@thegrayfruit) August 7, 2023

@thegrayfruit / Via Twitter: @thegrayfruit

10.

Greek philosophers and their twink students in ancient athens pic.twitter.com/9AyGk2aBI7

— Girl with no problems (@hotpriestt) August 5, 2023

@hotpriestt / Fernando Ramales / BACKGRID / Via Twitter: @hotpriestt

11.

really enjoyed the polite way old people would call you weird as a child. “You march to the beat of your own drum” hell yea i do

— empress sissi (@historicalfits) August 6, 2023

@historicalfits / Via Twitter: @historicalfits

12.

I want to kick him in the stomach so bad pic.twitter.com/6KQie4tK0K

— schizotearZzZ ☠︎︎𓆩♡𓆪☠︎︎ (@crybabybuick) August 5, 2023

@crybabybuick / Via Twitter: @crybabybuick

13.

pic.twitter.com/KQb0GjcQ7z

— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 6, 2023

@PicturesFolder / Via Twitter: @PicturesFoIder

14.

Whenever I post a spotify link I feel like this pic.twitter.com/2U76HqYiHo

— Girl with no problems (@hotpriestt) August 7, 2023

@hotpriestt / SHOWTIME NETWORKS / Album vis Alamy / Via Twitter: @hotpriestt

15.

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am

— chase (@_chase_____) August 5, 2023

@_chase_____ / Via Twitter: @_chase_____

16.

How it feels to be in boarding group 5 pic.twitter.com/hfP5wL4mSh

— eliza (@elizamclamb) August 7, 2023

@elizamclamb / Via Twitter: @elizamclamb

17.

after u get the fit pic at the function pic.twitter.com/IBNQx8qcFi

— Throwing Fits (@ThrowingFits) August 4, 2023

@ThrowingFits / Via Twitter: @ThrowingFits

18.

my daughter said she really wants to get baptized. I was surprised & asked her why & she said “I just love water mom.” LMFAO ??

— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) August 6, 2023

@DontWorryBoutB / Via Twitter: @DontWorryBoutB

19. And lastly:

what it feels like every time they call oppenheimer 'oppie' pic.twitter.com/R8Mp37JfFL

— Aidan (@hynxquinns) August 5, 2023

@hynxquinns / NBC / Via Twitter: @hynxquinns