These 31 Funny Tweets Had Me Cackling All Week Long, And I'm 97.777% Certain They Will For You, Too

    "When twins aren't identical I’m like ok then what was the point of all that." —@isabellayonce

    Welcome back, y'all! March is right around the corner, but we still have time to reflect on all the funny tweets from this cold February week. So, let's get right into 'em:

    1.

    when twins arent identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that https://t.co/Ppl35CNwpZ

    — B 🦋 (@isabellayonce) February 12, 2024
    Twitter: @isabellayonce

    2.

    My parents have been married 60 years. My mom told me she has been giving my dad the same Valentine’s Day card for TWENTY years. And the beauty is he has no idea. He reads it in its entirety every year. And then she puts it back in a drawer for next year. Freaking genius.

    — Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @Parkerlawyer

    3.

    An edited photo of a person with exaggerated facial features including large eyes and a big smile

    4.

    this fucking convo between my coworker who quit and my boss is killing me bc bro quit with a breakup text and my boss responded like a serial killer pic.twitter.com/htPEm9983j

    — Ivy🌱 (@brzie_) February 15, 2024
    Twitter: @brzie_

    5.

    My mom had a seizure yesterday and just asked me “do you think i burned calories from all the shaking” HELLO

    — annabelle :3 (@oomfabelle) February 12, 2024
    Twitter: @oomfabelle

    6.

    A cluttered bookshelf with various items and books, including a book titled "IS MY CHILD STUPID?" by Peter Lawrence

    7.

    OH BOY is she in for some surprises pic.twitter.com/7H3gIVZDea

    — Joe Holder (@JoeHolder_) February 16, 2024
    Twitter: @JoeHolder_

    8.

    Covered the dang dog like it’s an enchilada https://t.co/E23H5ph3Ow

    — dillard (@dillythebish) February 16, 2024
    Twitter: @dillythebish

    9.

    Signpost with multiple business advertisements including a tax service, optical shop, tattoo parlor, insurance agent, and gun shop

    10.

    When my ex randomly decided to become a rapper, my therapist laughed and said, “So you’re dating Tariq from Abbot Elementary.” pic.twitter.com/SXGhUR0CAB

    — 👽brittny pierre🪩 (@sleep2dream) February 16, 2024
    Warner Bros. Pictures / Via Twitter: @sleep2dream

    11.

    not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time https://t.co/umabKeYPEE

    — that blonde from nashville, esq. (@thehaileemurphy) February 12, 2024
    CBS / Via Twitter: @thehaileemurphy

    12.

    Text message conversation discussing Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and others in a humorous and concerned tone

    13.

    It’s kinda crazy that now we’re old enough for my friends to be holding the serious roles lmao like girl how you the director of marketing you mad grown

    — Sade (@_munchkinn) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @_munchkinn

    14.

    contemplating the occasion upon which this would be an appropriate card to give someone pic.twitter.com/gY4ZPzZhzj

    — emile zola sour candies (@wagyucube) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @wagyucube

    15.

    I’d rather die than buzz an employee to give me deodorant pic.twitter.com/AgFzPbhJLA

    — comfy (@ihatethiskid) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @ihatethiskid

    16.

    Never seen a more perfect picture of scaring the hoes https://t.co/wTqe2GGA59

    — 2023 National Champions (@Miserable_PhD) February 19, 2024
    Jordan Pettitt - WPA Pool/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @Miserable_PhD

    17.

    The black eyed peas used to casually walk around like this https://t.co/pfnV89wDbB

    — MIMI ZIMA 🇵🇸😷 (@MIMI_ZIMA) February 15, 2024
    Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/WireImage / Via Twitter: @MIMI_ZIMA

    18.

    once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

    — erin chack (@ErinChack) February 19, 2024
    Twitter: @ErinChack

    19.

    The true measure of wealth is not your private equity portfolio, it’s this: pic.twitter.com/UWzvjXxJcj

    — WookieeIndex (@WookieeIndex) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @WookieeIndex

    20.

    jason is giving yoo hoo big summer blowout pic.twitter.com/9YzpgBML0A

    — lauren⸆⸉ 💕 miami(Florida!!!) n3 (@folklaurens) February 14, 2024
    Twitter: @folklaurens

    21.

    Punxsutawney Phil, YOU ARE LIKE PAPA pic.twitter.com/U0xferLJTs

    — erin 🐿 (@erincuo18) February 13, 2024
    Twitter: @erincuo18

    22.

    Vape shop https://t.co/4RafZ1FXnR pic.twitter.com/81oI4S9i1v

    — Drunk Coyotes (@drunkyotes) February 15, 2024
    Twitter: @drunkyotes

    23.

    big nintendo wii https://t.co/jAjZiXTpmB pic.twitter.com/51VxvRYTMk

    — 💛🤍 Mat 💜🖤 (@MatttGFX) February 18, 2024
    Twitter: @MatttGFX

    24.

    Me in the womb wasting time instead of saving money and buying land pic.twitter.com/A9Rl35ogVF

    — chebetonsteroids (@Iam_ronoh) February 15, 2024
    SciePro via Shutterstock / Via Twitter: @Iam_ronoh

    25.

    No caption needed pic.twitter.com/jl4VAzEM8v

    — Lays (@OTD2point0) February 16, 2024
    Twitter: @OTD2point0