1. In most cases, you don't need to wait 24 hours before filing a missing persons report.
2. George Washington never chopped down a cherry tree.
3. There's no real reason to believe the forbidden fruit Eve bit into was an apple.
4. Gum doesn't take seven years to be digested.
5. Usually, cooking food in liquor doesn't remove a dish's alcohol content.
6. An indigenous tribe did not sell Manhattan for $24 worth of beads.
7. Marie Antoinette never said, "Let them eat cake."
8. Squirrels are not so forgetful that they accidentally plant thousands of new trees every year by storing food and then forgetting their hiding places.
9. Puffins don’t technically mate for life.
10. Toy Story characters at Disney theme parks will not stop and drop if someone yells, “Andy’s coming!"
11. Donald Duck wasn't banned in Finland because of his lack of pants.
12. Fingernails will not continue to grow after you die.
13. Thomas Edison didn't invent the lightbulb.
14. Witches weren't burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials.
15. Jingle Bells was not created as a Christmas song.
16. Nero didn't fiddle as Rome burned, at least not literally.
17. Monopoly wasn't invented to teach people about managing money.
