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13 Old-Timey Mugshots That Might Be Hotter Than The Hot Felon

Disclaimer: Not a fan of criminals, just into good lighting and the working of angles.

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3. Leonard Barton

Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, Criminal History Files, Minnesota Historical Society / Via www2.mnhs.org

Leonard was an all-around bad dude. But he also looks like he could be some teen's tortured vampire boyfriend, so.

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4. Howard Davelman

Burton Turkus Papers, Special Collections, Lloyd Sealy Library, John Jay College of Criminal Justice/CUNY / Via dc.lib.jjay.cuny.edu

Howard had two aliases and one of them was "Little Davey," so you know he was trouble. Still, it is rare to find such a well-groomed man in the depths of a mugshot collection. Four for you, Howard!

5. Abraham "Pretty" Levine

Burton Turkus Papers, Special Collections, Lloyd Sealy Library, John Jay College of Criminal Justice/CUNY / Via dc.lib.jjay.cuny.edu

Hats off, mysterious man with dreamy eyes. I hope you didn't do anything super bad — I'm not trying to glorify monsters.

7. John Dodgson

Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums / Via Flickr: twm_news

I know what you're going to say, but the eyebrows are having a moment and I think we should embrace that fully, or call ourselves dirty hypocrites in the process. Also he is selling that hat in the first pic.

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8. James O'Kasick

Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, Criminal History Files, Minnesota Historical Society / Via www2.mnhs.org

Don't read up on James's story because it's incredibly sad. Instead, stare at his mugshot, which could easily be confused for a high-concept perfume ad or something.

10. Sam Ferber

Burton Turkus Papers, Special Collections, Lloyd Sealy Library, John Jay College of Criminal Justice/CUNY / Via dc.lib.jjay.cuny.edu

I have no idea what young Sam did to land himself in trouble with the fuzz, but look at those sad eyes!

11. Jack Migden

Burton Turkus Papers, Special Collections, Lloyd Sealy Library, John Jay College of Criminal Justice/CUNY / Via dc.lib.jjay.cuny.edu

This is another one that's probably more about the hair than the actual man, who went by the alias "Cuppy."

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