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    Dec 12, 2014

    These Unspeakable Acts Remain Permissable After The UK Porn Ban

    Cry. Key.

    The UK Parliament recently banned several sex acts in porn.

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    Because you can't spell "Parliament" without "l-a-m-e."

    Which is strange, considering their usual celebrations of sex working individuals.

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    So progressive in some ways, really.

    But degenerates can rejoice, as there are still several vile acts that are legal in the UK.

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    Well, plenty!

    You can still force this adorable cocker spaniel to live in a human body and perform in films.

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    Or eat an alleged "food product" called "blood pudding."

    You can rob Kim Kardashian to outfit the protectors of a barbaric monarchy.

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    Apparently our national treasures aren't allowed to have nice things.

    Force the Duchess of Cambridge to hide her true identity.

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    Why won't you let Kate be great?

    Promote tourism in London with what appear to be horror film advertisements.

    Speaking of advertisements, have you heard how they pronounce "advertisement"?

    You can call a shopping cart a "trolley" with impunity.

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    Clearly a ghoulish attempt to undermine Mr. Rogers.

    And even allow this KNOWN MURDERER to enjoy citizenship.

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    We see you, Snape.

    Granting knighthood to Daniel Day Lewis before all five members of One Direction is still allowed.

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    They work. so. hard.

    So is featuring this talentless clown on television for decades.

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    63.3 million people can be wrong.

    Building super-human beauty robot couples to eventually reign o'er the planet remains a popular pastime for national security personnel.

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    Release the documents, M16!

    So does tricking people into trusting law enforcement by giving it a charming name.

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    Now that is a Scotland yard.

    Out of shepherd's pie? Feed the population this crude oil and salt potion!

    Pronounce an "r" at the end of the names that end with an "a" if you feel like it.

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    Rebeccer. Alaner. Anner. Christiner. Liser. NONE OF THESE ARE NAMES.

    And deny the most majestic creature on Earth an official royal title, a grand estate, and all of the royal jewels.

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    Because justice and the law remain unwed on that isle.

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