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19 Twitter Users Who Have Gone Mad With Royal Power

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

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1. King life is known for its bountiful snacks.

If I were king, and didn't have to work, I'd just have a crudités and cheese platter on the table all day long and just grab some constantly

Computer Husband@ComputerHusbandFollow

If I were king, and didn't have to work, I'd just have a crudités and cheese platter on the table all day long and just grab some constantly

9:43 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. And opportunities to celebrate yourself in all of your kingly glory!

If I were King of Atlanta, there would be weekly parades celebrating my greatness. No, wait, DAILY parades. No slacking in MY Atlanta!

Mike Sterling@mikesterlingFollow

If I were King of Atlanta, there would be weekly parades celebrating my greatness. No, wait, DAILY parades. No slacking in MY Atlanta!

7:12 PM - 23 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. A king chooses only the most trusted scholars for his inner circle.

If I were King, like Game of Thrones style, Leeza Gibbons would be my most trusted advisor bc she's so wise.

Ryan @rhenryFollow

If I were King, like Game of Thrones style, Leeza Gibbons would be my most trusted advisor bc she's so wise.

9:29 PM - 27 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Kings can also hire and commission music for their courts.

If I were King, I'd make my favorite musicians release a new album every 4 months. It'd be watered down garbage, but I'd probably be happy.

Joey@mr_technicolorFollow

If I were King, I'd make my favorite musicians release a new album every 4 months. It'd be watered down garbage, but I'd probably be happy.

3:38 PM - 26 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. Or issue frivolous decrees.

If I were King all chairs would have arm rest

6. But they also have to oversee things like the criminal justice system.

If I were king of Earth, George Zimmerman would have had to fight Kimbo Slice to the death.

Jonmicol@JonmicolFollow

If I were king of Earth, George Zimmerman would have had to fight Kimbo Slice to the death.

10:53 AM - 30 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Fortunately, most aspiring kings are gentle.

If I were king, I'd where a ring, and never hurt my people

Some call me Tim@timgreenlee96Follow

If I were king, I'd where a ring, and never hurt my people

7:02 PM - 25 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. And deeply committed to the pursuit of truth in their kingdoms.

If I were king, all stories on candidates would have to include the actual historical effects of their policy positions on the not rich.

Oliver Griswold@originalgrizFollow

If I were king, all stories on candidates would have to include the actual historical effects of their policy positions on the not rich.

10:48 PM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. Kings must have the cunning to strategically disempower rival nations.

If I were king, I'd put monkeys on every beach. This way, Costa Rica wouldn't seem so damned important...

Don L. Stradley@DonStradleyFollow

If I were king, I'd put monkeys on every beach. This way, Costa Rica wouldn't seem so damned important...

11:16 AM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. But there's fun stuff like introducing new holidays on a whim.

If I were King, the Monday after Superbowl would be a National Holiday.

Frank Tepedino@ftepFollow

If I were King, the Monday after Superbowl would be a National Holiday.

1:49 PM - 30 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. A king must hone the leadership skills to rally his people around a cause.

A new Poltergeist, a new Ghostbusters. If I were king, I would outlaw all Hollywood remakes. I think there should be a national boycott.

Chuck Keeney@CBelmontKeeneyFollow

A new Poltergeist, a new Ghostbusters. If I were king, I would outlaw all Hollywood remakes. I think there should be a national boycott.

2:46 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. The king must guard against all forms of tyranny.

If I were king. I prohibited #javascript.

lxsameer@lxsameerFollow

If I were king. I prohibited #javascript.

6:23 AM - 03 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. And alway provide reasonable justifications for his legal decrees.

If I were King, I would outlaw personalized license plates. Because they're dumb.

#bobafeels@sarahosaurusFollow

If I were King, I would outlaw personalized license plates. Because they're dumb.

11:00 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Kings must balance punishing their subjects with rewarding them.

If I were king TSA would reward weapon free travelers with free mimosas

Elliot Dickerhoof@TheDickerhoofFollow

If I were king TSA would reward weapon free travelers with free mimosas

10:29 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. And commit to principled causes for the good of the kingdom.

If I were king, I’d protect our natural beauty and the starry heaven above | Andrew Motion http://t.co/1Dzs09Bi2v

CPRESomerset@CPRESomersetFollow

If I were king, I’d protect our natural beauty and the starry heaven above | Andrew Motion http://t.co/1Dzs09Bi2v

5:45 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. If they don't watch themselves, they start mandating excessively cruel restrictions on the peasants.

If I were king of the world, we'd all be vegetarian and celibate.

Albert Yackenchick@AlbieYackFollow

If I were king of the world, we'd all be vegetarian and celibate.

11:27 PM - 31 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. And devolve into sadistic brutality because of the power they wield.

If I were king of the world, I would build you a day & smile just to rip it all away

Lesley Williams@LesleyW79794480Follow

If I were king of the world, I would build you a day & smile just to rip it all away

11:36 AM - 28 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Such kings would stop at nothing to maintain their stranglehold on power.

If i were king of the world for one day. ID RULE TO MAKE IT PERMANENT.

John Higgins@johnh313Follow

If i were king of the world for one day. ID RULE TO MAKE IT PERMANENT.

5:39 PM - 26 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. And eventually, these power-mad kings watch the world burn just because they can.

If I were king for a day, I'd make sure there was no fucking tomorrow

Kevin Audette@K_audetteFollow

If I were king for a day, I'd make sure there was no fucking tomorrow

11:21 PM - 07 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite