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22 Texts That Perfectly Capture Moms In All Their Bitchy Glory

Amateur hour is over.

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1. Moms: Callin' 'em like they see 'em since the dawn of time.

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2. No bitch will give it to you straighter than your mom.

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3. For real, they do not beat around the bush.

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4. Moms learn slang and put it to excellent use.

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5. Primarily for the purpose of being bitchy to their kids.

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6. Moms are expert saboteurs of your diet goals.

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7. Moms won't hesitate to pit you against your idols in their efforts to control your mind.

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8. Your friends are also fair game for her mind games.

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9. Their knowledge of vulgarity is rich and extensive.

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10. And those bitches like invented turning up.

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11. Which makes them prone to prioritizing party jam questions over questions about your health.

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12. Part of their bitchy confidence comes from owning two miracle-giving treasures called mom boobs.

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13. For real, those bitches can't stop bragging about them.

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14. Their amazing bitchy confidence is truly a wonder to behold.

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15. Moms get super proud when their kids start expressing their bitch genes.

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16. But will make it very clear that you'll never be the bigger, badder bitch of the family.

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17. And they'll still share their boss bitch inspirations with you to train you to be a bad bitch one day.

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18. Part of bad bitch training is embracing self-expression.

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20. You know moms are coming from a good place.

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21. And at the end of the day, that amazing bitch just wants to chill with you.

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22. Which is great, because you know no one has your back like that bitch.

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