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12 Reasons Rasputin Would Make The Perfect Winter Boyfriend

You can't spell "Put it in, you rascal!" without "Rasputin."

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3. He'd be a hit at the company holiday party by predicting who is going to die.

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Nothing brings a business together like having a charismatic monk foretell dark fortunes over champagne and cheese plates!

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7. He'd keep you cozy with tales of his early travels to warm locales in Mesopatamia.

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Editor's Note: The Rasputin sent to your home may look slightly different than Daniel Day-Lewis in the 1980s.

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8. You could accidentally kill him in a fit of cabin fever and not get in trouble because he's semi-immortal.

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Editor's Note: Rasputin will kind of look like Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York.