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These 19 Drunk Texts Will Restore Your Faith In Love

Would a heart-eyes emoji by any other name smell as sweet?

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1. There are few simple pleasures that compare to the drunken love text.

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2. They're so often full of flattery.

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3. And grand romantic gestures.

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4. A drunk text from a lover guarantees you'll be called your favorite pet name.

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6. Indeed, a true gentlemen is at his most affectionate and articulate when inebriated.

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7. Because drunk people are reflective about love.

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Very reflective.

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8. And daring in their cavalier misspellings.

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9. A drunken lover will share a dark secret with you without hesitation.

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10. Because drunk-texting is a way for lovers to exchange their most tender feelings.

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11. They will enthusiastically declare their love in ways a sober person would not.

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12. And even get into some saucy talk.

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13. But don't worry, that saucy talk is often a cover for a sincere desire to commit.

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14. And rest assured, the saucy talk will continue to flow as long as the sauce does.

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15. As with all romantic cavorting, make sure you know the health status of your drunken text partner.

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16. Then you can get right back to the saucy talk.

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17. But be warned: If only you are drunk, there is potential heartbreak ahead.

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18. And sometimes more rejection than you bargained for.

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19. So be cautious with your gentle hearts and livers, you dear sweet things.

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