1.Ever since Diana Ross touched Lil' Kim's pasty-clad boob at the 1999 VMAs, the world has had their eye on Kim's over-the-top, gives-no-fucks fashion choices.
2.Like in this orange bondage onesie with a sheer cape and ribbon heels. We didn't know what was happening, but we liked it.
3.There are two kinds of people in this world: People who want Fendi logo jackets and matching boots with huge initial earrings and LIARS.
4.Can you hear that? It is the sound of Lil Kim giving the least fucks because she got a Grammy and a next-level bib necklace.
5.The red-tinted glasses! The cropped jacket! The one glove! The jangling belly chain! It doesn't make any sense because it doesn't have to.
6.Hi! I'm Lil' Kim, I am wearing this cut-out azure dress because I'm the queen of rap and can do whatever the fuck I want.
7.Her body adhesive artist is a master in the craft of strategic nipple covering.
8.This dress is the reason that God invented spiderwebs.
9.Ever have days where you're like, "Ugh, why can't I just wear my lime geometric pattern bikini and a tasteful matching wrap around?" If "Yes," you have the good fortune to share feelings with Lil' Kim.
10.If you're going to wear a matching pink leather outfit, you might as well get your name studded into the upper butt.
11.Channeling Jerry Hall, holding court at Fashion Week, and being the fucking best are just a day's work for Queen Bee.
12.On most people this outfit invokes a "wut." On Kim, it invokes a, "Heyyyyyyyyy."
13.Kim even looked amazing while going to court in 2005.
14.She was a goddess in tweed.
15.A Venus in furs.
16.Though they weren't her signature over-the-top style, you know Kim was feeling these courtroom looks.
17.Except when she wasn't, of course.
18.At the 2006 VMAs, Kim notably had no fucks to give and poked fun at her jail sentence in an orange jumpsuit.
19.That look says, "Why yes, I am making beige look goddamn incredible."
20.Taking her cues from the fashion show in Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter's Dead, Kim kills it again in lime green.
21.Sometimes a bad bitch just wants to dress like the good witch.
22.If someone said this morning that you'd want a fitted gray silk vest by the end of the day, would you have believed it?
23.You'd be smiling too if you had that leather trench and thigh-highs.
24.Kim chose the perfect pattern dress for her baby bump last year because everything she chooses is perfect always.
25.Because Lil' Kim is more than an artist, she is an icon. So whether she is dressed up or down, wild or mild, she is being true to what she wants.