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Definitive Proof That Keanu Reeves Is Actually Eeyore

The "Sad Keanu" meme of 2010 was only the beginning. These grim (and real!) quotes from Eeyore unlock the whole truth.

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1. "The nice thing about rain is that it always stops. Eventually."

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2. "Go and enjoy yourself. I'll stay here and be miserable, with no presents, no cake, no candles."

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3. " Being on the moon makes me feel kind of... happy."

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4. "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that you're the only one."

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5. "This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it."

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6. “Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.”

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7. "End of the road...nothing to do...and no hope of things getting better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house."

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8. "I don't hold with all the washing...This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense."

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9. "The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would."

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10. “Thanks for noticin’ me.”

Warner Bros. Entertainment / Via herworldplus.com

11. "Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does."

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