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21 Crimes Punishable By Death If Twitter Users Were In Charge

Social media revises the penal code.

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People that overreact and say "best thing ever" and "nothing beats" about a fucking piece of shit deserve to die

Jack@JackkHooperFollow

People that overreact and say "best thing ever" and "nothing beats" about a fucking piece of shit deserve to die

3:19 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

You've been warned.

2.

people who wake me up by replying to a text I sent 2 hours ago in the middle of the night deserve to die

clara@claraknight234Follow

people who wake me up by replying to a text I sent 2 hours ago in the middle of the night deserve to die

5:31 PM - 08 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Let them have eternal sleep.

3.

people that spoil tv shows deserve to die in the pit of hell

alex@alexnottFollow

people that spoil tv shows deserve to die in the pit of hell

11:05 AM - 08 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Props to this draconian visionary that makes you go to Hell before death.

4.

If you haven't had 10 beers today you deserve to die

Uncle Roderick@uncle_roderickFollow

If you haven't had 10 beers today you deserve to die

1:16 PM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

All children, report to the gallows.

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5.

"you know some people are allergic to chocolate" well they deserve to die. survival of the fittest.

api@lamecannoliFollow

"you know some people are allergic to chocolate" well they deserve to die. survival of the fittest.

1:37 PM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

All dogs, report to the gallows.

6.

all larries are fat and ugly and deserve to die

evan@zayngosoIoFollow

all larries are fat and ugly and deserve to die

5:58 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

All Larries, report to the guillotine.

7.

People that get free data and flood our TL's on Instagram deserve to die hey

Phumu matidza@Phumuh_mFollow

People that get free data and flood our TL's on Instagram deserve to die hey

11:08 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Let their blood flow through the streets like a river.

8.

Not to be mean or anything but if you cheat on me you deserve to die. Not to be mean or anything.

Feb 9th@IcedT300xFollow

Not to be mean or anything but if you cheat on me you deserve to die. Not to be mean or anything.

3:14 PM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

This isn't about cruelty, it's about justice.

9.

Act like a slut, you deserve to die.

youth@_asyqnFollow

Act like a slut, you deserve to die.

5:47 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Authentic sluts, however, shall be spared.

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10.

People who make fake set lists deserve to die a slow painful death

ruby@adoringlikeariFollow

People who make fake set lists deserve to die a slow painful death

11:17 AM - 08 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Execute them before the set, as cautionary tales to would-be fraudsters.

12.

People who say they love the winter and love it cold deserve to die.

Kat Carmichael@kat96xoxoFollow

People who say they love the winter and love it cold deserve to die.

11:39 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Burn them alive as tribute to the sun gods.

13.

If you give these as a Valentine, you deserve to die alone, in a house filled with nothing but these spoons.

The Guyliner@theguylinerFollow

If you give these as a Valentine, you deserve to die alone, in a house filled with nothing but these spoons.

10:53 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Reasonable.

14.

Pple who dislike these guys.... .... .... .... Deserve to die!!!!!!

..@salarwkFollow

Pple who dislike these guys....
....
....
....
Deserve to die!!!!!!

4:48 AM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Declare your allegiance to...these guys.

Members of BuzzFeed staff: retreat into hiding immediately.

16.

I just sent a little rat to its death, and I feel like I deserve to die.

Jon Pastor@jonnpastorrFollow

I just sent a little rat to its death, and I feel like I deserve to die.

12:36 PM - 06 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Report to Room 101, Jon.

17.

People who favorite tweets to prove a point deserve to die

SAV@savvv_tFollow

People who favorite tweets to prove a point deserve to die

10:35 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

(Motive is hard to prove in court, don't worry too much about this one.)

18.

ppl who attempt to strike up full conversation in the bathroom deserve to die. slowly.

d ø n j ū å ń@DonJuanMossFollow

ppl who attempt to strike up full conversation in the bathroom deserve to die. slowly.

3:20 PM - 05 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Love to chit-chat? Hear the "BANG BANG" of the firing squad.

19.

Everyone that likes 50 Shades deserves to die

annvy@annalynvalaFollow

Everyone that likes 50 Shades deserves to die

5:37 PM - 03 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

"The Grim Reaper will see you now."

21. And really, while we're at it...

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