You've been warned.
Let them have eternal sleep.
Props to this draconian visionary that makes you go to Hell before death.
All children, report to the gallows.
All dogs, report to the gallows.
All Larries, report to the guillotine.
Let their blood flow through the streets like a river.
This isn't about cruelty, it's about justice.
Authentic sluts, however, shall be spared.
Execute them before the set, as cautionary tales to would-be fraudsters.
Burn them alive as tribute to the sun gods.
Declare your allegiance to...these guys.
Members of BuzzFeed staff: retreat into hiding immediately.
Report to Room 101, Jon.
(Motive is hard to prove in court, don't worry too much about this one.)
Love to chit-chat? Hear the "BANG BANG" of the firing squad.
"The Grim Reaper will see you now."
21. And really, while we're at it...
Because fair is fair.