13 Of The Least Sexy "50 Shades Of Grey" Inspired Items For Sale
And you thought the books were in poor taste.
Just because you can rhyme something doesn't mean you should rhyme it.
This is a duvet covered in verbs and the word "whale."
Ugh, everyone knows that Barbie is the only appropriate children's toy to make into a pervert.
This mug will let everyone know that you're criminally negligent about BDSM and about basic graphic design.
But what if Christian Grey demands that you calm the fuck down, huh?
No one wants to hear your baby's conception story, even if it has a literary theme.
If you're going to broadcast your sexual preferences on a cell phone case, be more specific.
You can't just go around cavalierly naming generations!
What did your baby ever do to you?
Like having sex with a countertop and a mood ring all at once!
Let's not reward people who attempt to make their fortunes in parody erotic cookbooks.
But let's not reward sanctimonious finger-wagging biblical responses either.
Humanity: you're fired.
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