spiked chaisake bombchampagneany shotgin & tonicnice, homemade mixiea sweet winevodka cranberry
Any long-haired brunetteskinny boysassholesfat boysskiersshort boysAny boy that skateboardsAny boy over 6 feet
gluten-free quesadilla w/ chicken, mushroom, spinachfrench toast sticks w/ baked potatohummus wrap w/ cucumbers, sprouts, and tomatoes2 eggs over-medium w/ wheat toasteverything bagel w/ turkey, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onionturkey sandwich on rye w/ mayo, spinach, tomato, cucumbervegan chilibroccoli cheddar soup
Sorry if it smells like horseOmg guys...I'm not even drunkGoddamnit *insert name here*Wait I love you guys so much*Boston accent* Aah shitDuuuuuudeIt's fine, we're fine
don't use em
dyslexiafickle with boystoo healthy/ "jacked"too niceactually hot at dancinga clutzhornylight weight
church/chapeldoesn't even make it outbetaidk we lost herromping somewhere dangerouseating mexican foodthe riverwith a boy wishing they'd order some pizza
ActressBoating around Europe, living off siblings' moneyPresidentIs (finally) obese and has diabetesLost in Australia, groupie-ing pro surfersNHL wifePerfect mom with adopted African childrenFairfield county mom and art teacher
MomSlothBunnyOlaf (or a grandma)Polar bear (or panda)The HULKCash me ousside girlRaccoon
Which Boo Rattled Are You?
Congratulations! You're a smol munchkin. If you're reading this you're probably broken in 15 places and 10 guys are following you. Your nocturnal habits are concerning, but we can always rely on you to return to the pub table with 1000 napkins and "I just blacked out and bought a pub cookie"
Congratulations! If you're reading this you are addicted to Neosporin and BuzzFeed food videos. You're counting down the days until Thursday (vegan chili day). You really just wanna cuddle with someone, but you yell things like "I wanna stick mozzarella sticks up my ass"
Congratulations! Did you Venmo for this quiz? Anyway you hate your friends because they aren't as touchy as you and you'll probably have diabetes in the near future. Your birthday is a national holiday and *crying* "I just love you guys, you're my bridesmaids"
Congratulations! Unfortunately you have a stutter but fortunately you're in a very serious relationship with your dog AND IT'S WORKING! People sometimes confuse you with a different ethnicity than you are but doesn't matter you're a "wicked shithead" and everyone loves you
Congratulations! You may or may not have a BF, no ones ever sure...but you probably have an African Baby and recess cups under your bed. Thinking about the future, you wonder when you'll finally be a yoga mom, but more importantly "Is it sushi Wednesday?"
Congratulations! TRUMP IS PRESIDENT! You've been at the barn all day, you can lift 2000k, while maintaining a 4.0 GPA. You may hate when boys are nice to you (who doesn't like an asshole) but you're always down for a horse-dick (to clean, god pervert) but even more "I need a banana, its been a couple hours"
Congratulations! You suck how nice you are. Sometimes you overthink and get concerned that you put too many exclamation points. But your groufit game is on point and your love for carbs is unusual, so "can i vent for a second" is always welcomed...even if it doesn't "tickle our fancy".
Congratulations! Errrmer per ter ber ter berperp. Oh, read that long, I'm dyslexic (even though the test came back negative). All you need right now is a Twisted Tea, the river, and the chapel. You wanna wine Wednesday 6 days of the week, cause Sundays reserved for the Liv Div. Also you should stop hacking peoples facebook's you clepto......"wait, wait, wait, what"-Slade