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10 Reasons "Hocus Pocus" Speaks To Your Soul.

The Sanderson sisters are the human/undead witch equivalent of a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Sip them in.

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1. We all convey this type of emotion in the morning.


Some of us (including myself) actually look exactly like this in the AM too. Winnie was talking real talk from the get-go. Mornings are ass. Preach on, sister.

2. Good hair days are something to celebrate.


Great hair days are the best. Great hair, face and boob days are even better! We have all felt this way at least once when all of our physical "flaws" suddenly turn into gifts from the gods after sucking the life force out of an innocent child. Strut your stuff! You earned it!

3. Uncomfortable situations happen


Running into an arch nemesis at a bar , failing to adhere to a deadline or being hung in front of the townspeople for eating their kids. These are things we have all had to deal with at one point or another. It can be terribly uncomfortable.

4. Craving that parental attention.


It's tough when you are trying to tell your dad that you have been turned into a cat and his only response is to kick you with his buckled shoes and shout , "Away! Away, beast!". It's like Hocus Pocus speaks straight to our teenage selves, amiright?

5. Identity crisis


I have one of those names that no one can spell or pronounce. I have often struggled with my intense inner desire to shave "ICE" into the back of my head and just call it a fucking day.

6. We have all been kind of meta


I think everyone has said the name of the movie they were in at one time or another, right? A lot of people may have even done it while being a virgin and lighting an ancient zombie summoning candle. It really is all just a bunch of Hocus Pocus

7. No one is impressed.


At least once a week I have to throw some serious Sanderson shade at someone who is existing below my standards. Girl, please. Ain't nobody got time for that. I actually stopped wearing my retainer for a while to get this exact effect.

8. Judging a book by it's unsightly cover


Admit it. You judge the hell out of people. I do it too. But just because someone is covered in dusty earth, smells of decaying flesh and has their mouth sewn shut doesn't mean that you should assume they aren't a rad person to hang with. If anything, that guy has the best story to tell at parties. You have to lend him a pocket knife so he can carve open his mouth but the end justifies the means in this case, friends.

9. Sisters (and brothers) can be mean.


If you are an only child then you can skip this one or read it and feel a sense of relief. Sure, siblings can be awesome..... or they can be the equivalent of a yellow jacket in your sleeping bag. Sometimes they can even put a yellow jacket in your sleeping bag. I don't want to talk about it.

10. All the feels when your pet turns back into it's human form and leaves you for the afterlife.


Now, maybe you were like me and you couldn't immediately relate to this one upon first viewing of this Halloween classic. I will tell you though....later in life, when my pet black cat died after an epic battle with undead witches, turned into that guy from NCIS and left me for the hereafter....I felt things.

If you still don't believe me, do yourself a favor and watch this cinematic adventure. Hocus Pocus has something for everyone.

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