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30 Dark Side Ways We'd All Be Tempted To Use The Force

Once you've mastered it, you might as well abuse it.

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1. To Change the Color of Stoplights

All green, all the time.
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All green, all the time.

2. To Get the Bartender’s Attention

"You want to make mine a double..."
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"You want to make mine a double..."

3. To Stop an Argument with Your Significant Other

"Why can't I remember what we were talking about, honey?"
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"Why can't I remember what we were talking about, honey?"

4. To Win an Argument with Your Significant Other

"Yeah...I guess you're right."
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"Yeah...I guess you're right."

5. To Win Everything, Ever

Just call this a royal flush.
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Just call this a royal flush.

6. To Turn On the Bathroom Light After a Scary Movie

Anybody in there?
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Anybody in there?

7. To Choke a Bitch

Only if they deserve it...which is usually.
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Only if they deserve it...which is usually.

8. To Fold Laundry

Since when is multitasking so wrong?
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Since when is multitasking so wrong?

9. To Get a Loan

"I could pay it back...or you could move along."
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"I could pay it back...or you could move along."

10. To Cut in Line

It's like being invisible, until you get helped first.
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It's like being invisible, until you get helped first.

11. To Place Winning Bets

Qui-Gon did it, so can you!
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Qui-Gon did it, so can you!

12. To Make Kids Go To Sleep

"Your eyelids are getting heavy..."
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"Your eyelids are getting heavy..."

13. To Change the Weather

Don't want to go to work? How about a hurricane?
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Don't want to go to work? How about a hurricane?

14. To Be An Amazing Athlete

Like, one-person Olympic team level amazing.
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Like, one-person Olympic team level amazing.

15. To Reduce Buffering Times

If this isn't suffering, I don't know what is.
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If this isn't suffering, I don't know what is.

16. To Get Out of Speeding Tickets

"I was going ten under, sir."
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"I was going ten under, sir."

17. To Move Furniture

"I can't believe I'm doing this with my mind!"
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"I can't believe I'm doing this with my mind!"

18. To Walk on Water

Watch your back, Jesus.
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Watch your back, Jesus.

19. To Make Sure You're the Best Dressed

Don't let this be you.
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Don't let this be you.

20. To Kill Spiders

Just close your eyes and visualize the squishing.
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Just close your eyes and visualize the squishing.

21. To Wage War

Humanity's age-old favorite pastime.
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Humanity's age-old favorite pastime.

22. To Make Someone Else Trip

Because that shit is hilarious.
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Because that shit is hilarious.

23. To Hook Up With Hotties

"You want to make me pancakes in the morning..."
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"You want to make me pancakes in the morning..."

24. To Pump Gas in the Rain or Snow

Spare your hands.
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Spare your hands.

25. To Pick Up Your Dog’s Poop

And maybe throw it at people.
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And maybe throw it at people.

26. To Screen Calls

"Sandy is calling...I sense she wants something..."
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"Sandy is calling...I sense she wants something..."

27. To Play Pranks

Let the cubicle wrap itself.
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Let the cubicle wrap itself.

28. To Slow Aging

Well....good luck with that one, actually.
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Well....good luck with that one, actually.

29. To Stop Loved Ones From Dying

This one has been known to backfire as well.
Lucasfilm

This one has been known to backfire as well.

30. To Cut Fruit

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