1. Your S.O. totally rocks the no-hair look.
2. You worry about breaking up because you know fighting for snake custody will be an ugly, ugly battle.
3. They have a thinly-veiled obsession with a certain boy who lived.
4. They never offer to pay, and they try to hex you whenever you suggest splitting the check.
5. They are really hard to watch movies with because they try to offer a running commentary of everything the villain does wrong.
"That's on you, SCAR, you should have recruited better hench-hyenas!"
6. They're a bit of a hippie because they never wear shoes.
7. They can be really affectionate... when they want something.
8. They are really into matching couple tattoos.
9. They aren't the... uh... best when it comes to dental care, but they try anyway.
10. They have some sinus issues.
11. They like to obsessively hoard random objects and then hide said random objects in weird places. Kind of like a dog.
12. They're actually very sensitive and are constantly seeking validation from their friends.
13. They're such a little teases!
14. They're great at rocking a number of different looks.
15. Their insults always tend to fall a little short, but don't tell them that.
16. They're horrible about clipping their nails.
Ugh, VOLDY WHY.
17. They have a penchant for dramatic, uh, everything.
18. Their skin is constantly ashy.
Get bae some Jergens, stat.
19. They looooooooove pet names.
20. And most telling of all, though your S.O. has a bit of a bad rep, they're still silly little goobers and you love them for it.
Moldy Voldy <3