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20 Signs Your Significant Other Is Secretly Lord Voldemort

There might be a reason for your partners obsessions with snakes and black-haired youths.

1. Your S.O. totally rocks the no-hair look.

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2. You worry about breaking up because you know fighting for snake custody will be an ugly, ugly battle.

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3. They have a thinly-veiled obsession with a certain boy who lived.

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4. They never offer to pay, and they try to hex you whenever you suggest splitting the check.

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5. They are really hard to watch movies with because they try to offer a running commentary of everything the villain does wrong.

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"That's on you, SCAR, you should have recruited better hench-hyenas!"

6. They're a bit of a hippie because they never wear shoes.

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Their other hygiene habits are questionable, as well.

7. They can be really affectionate... when they want something.

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8. They are really into matching couple tattoos.

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9. They aren't the... uh... best when it comes to dental care, but they try anyway.

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10. They have some sinus issues.

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11. They like to obsessively hoard random objects and then hide said random objects in weird places. Kind of like a dog.

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12. They're actually very sensitive and are constantly seeking validation from their friends.

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13. They're such a little teases!

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Oh, Voldy!

14. They're great at rocking a number of different looks.

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15. Their insults always tend to fall a little short, but don't tell them that.

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16. They're horrible about clipping their nails.

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Ugh, VOLDY WHY.

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17. They have a penchant for dramatic, uh, everything.

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18. Their skin is constantly ashy.

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Get bae some Jergens, stat.

19. They looooooooove pet names.

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He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, The Dark Lord.... You-Know-Who ;)

20. And most telling of all, though your S.O. has a bit of a bad rep, they're still silly little goobers and you love them for it.

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Moldy Voldy <3

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