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19 Times Tumblr Destroyed Our Favorite Nursery Rhymes

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1. When it made us sympathize with a spork and its broken home.

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2. When Humpty Dumpty became way too relateable.


3. When it realized that you must always avoid people named Jack.

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4. When it made us angry that Mary's Little Lamb was rewarded so poorly for her loyalty.

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5. When it provided us with an interesting medical tidbit while simultaneously putting horrible images in our head.

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6. When it crossed an absolutely unforgivable line.

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7. When it told us what really happened to the cow that jumped over the moon.

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8. When Mary's Lamb escalated way too quickly.

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9. When it provided this harsh reality check.

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10. When the itsy bitsy spider didn't get a second opportunity to climb up the spout.

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11. When it provided this grim alternative to the already grim story of Humpty Dumpty.

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12. When it made you want to smash all of the teapots in your house.

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13. When it made you come to this very disturbing realization.


14. When it made your realize Mary was not quite as innocent as you thought she was.

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15. When it had you confront this giant photo of NOPE.

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17. When it revealed the truth about Humpty Dumpty.


18. When it made you have empathy for a spider.


19. When it made you realize nursery rhymes encourage infanticide... even though they're mostly sung to children.

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