Worst Sports Column Ever Written

It goes on here, but you get the idea.

Can someone explain this: “And ballplayers, who always invent the slang no matter what ESPN would have you believe, came up with an expression for a home run that you might appreciate” ? I missed the last couple Simmons columns, sorry.

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