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    Wakeen Phoenix

    Also known as: Quakin Phoenix, Wakem Phoenix, or the guy who made a hilarious ass of himself on David Letterman last night.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    The official spelling is J-O-A-Q-U-I-N, but it's not like J-money will be lucid enough to notice.

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