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The 'Pretty Ladies With Ugly Dudes' Epidemic

Some people still aren't aware that Christina Hendricks is married to a toad. The disease is spreading. I'm just trying to raise awareness.

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  • Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend

    They're married and everything.

  • Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault

    To be fair, he is a billionaire and sort of has a Daniel Craig-ish thing going on.

  • JLo and Marc Anthony


  • Sofia Vergara andd Nick Loeb

    He was in an accident, but he's going to be ok, so we can still judge him.

  • Kate Moss and Jamie Hince

    Better or worse than Pete Doherty? Discuss.

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

    Yeah yeah cancer "too soon."

  • Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz

    Is this even still happening?

  • Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard

    This is actually one of the more flattering Ben Gibbard pictures I've ever seen.

  • Drew Barrymore and Justin Long

    He's a PC :/

  • Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

    Never take Hillary Duff's sloppy seconds.

  • Courtney Cox and David Arquette

    Granted, she is "well-preserved," but still.

  • Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

    This was sort of cute for Oscar season, but that was a year and a half ago.

  • Daisy Lowe and Matt Smith

    Also one of the more flattering Dr. Who pics out there.