The 'Pretty Ladies With Ugly Dudes' Epidemic

Some people still aren't aware that Christina Hendricks is married to a toad. The disease is spreading. I'm just trying to raise awareness.

• Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend

  

  They're married and everything.

• Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault

  

  To be fair, he is a billionaire and sort of has a Daniel Craig-ish thing going on.

• JLo and Marc Anthony

  

  Inexcusable.

• Sofia Vergara andd Nick Loeb

  

  He was in an accident, but he's going to be ok, so we can still judge him.

• Kate Moss and Jamie Hince

  

  Better or worse than Pete Doherty? Discuss.

• Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

  

  Yeah yeah cancer "too soon."

• Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz

  

  Is this even still happening?

• Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard

  

  This is actually one of the more flattering Ben Gibbard pictures I've ever seen.

• Drew Barrymore and Justin Long

  

  He's a PC :/

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

  

  Never take Hillary Duff's sloppy seconds.

• Courtney Cox and David Arquette

  

  Granted, she is "well-preserved," but still.

• Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

  

  This was sort of cute for Oscar season, but that was a year and a half ago.

• Daisy Lowe and Matt Smith

  

  Also one of the more flattering Dr. Who pics out there.