The 30 Worst Women's Magazine Covers of the 2000s
The things Photoshop and/or terrible taste can do. (Mostly terrible taste.)
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1. Gwyneth Paltrow, September 2007
Palette DISASTER.
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2. Demi Moore, December 2009
Demi and The Case Of The Missing Hip.
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3. Fergie, October 2006
I have nothing nice to say.
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4. Lada Gaga, June 2009
This is not coming from a place of Gaga hate. I love the LG! But this cover is not. flattering.
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5. the infamous Faith Hill Redbook, July 2007
Brought to you in un-Photoshopped glory by Jezebel.
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6. Beyonce, December 2007
That is not Beyonce. That is Beyonce starring in The Mask.
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7. Maggie Gyllenhaal, August 2008
Joker/Batman yuk yuk yuk.]
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8. Alicia Silverstone, Ashlee Simpson, and Connie Britton, October 2009
Mrs. Coach is EXCLUDED for the scorn. She still looks fab. (via Go Fug Yourself)
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9. Jessica Alba, March 2005
What did they do to her eye???
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10. Sarah Jessica Parker, July 2006
Plus side: that is the least horsey (sorry, had to) she's ever looked.
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11. Madonna, April 2006
Cover by Photobooth. (via Photoshop Disasters)
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12. Britney Spears, August 2006
Oh Brit, that wig.
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13. Sarah Michelle Gellar, May 2003
The infamous bendy-limbed SMG. (via Gawker)
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14. Kate Winslet, February 2003
This cover launched Kate Winslet's long career of fighting with tabloids and Photoshoppers.
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15. Scarlett Johansson, November 2008
New rule for ScarJo: no jumpers.
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16. Gisele Bundchen and LeBron James, April 2008
THAT ANNIE L IS SUCH A RACIST.
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17. Julia Roberts, July 2003
I think this is just a straight "copy head onto another body," no? (via Gawker)
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18. Janet Jackson, 2006
Before Lady Gaga.
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19. Keira Knightley, December 2007
Spooky (because she's ghostlike).
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20. Renee Zellweger, November 2004
I am not allured.
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21. Nicole Kidman, November 2006
C3PO chic.
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22. Drew Barrymore, March 2008
You airbrushed her bones away.
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23. Kelly Rutherford, December 2009
(via Go Fug Yourself)
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24. Sandra Oh, April 2007
The "jump and smile" never works.
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25. Molly Sims, January 2002
That's Molly Sims in plaid pants, right?
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26. Cameron Diaz, May 2008
Cameron Diaz is not a 40s pin-up, she is a professional farter. Get it straight.
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27. Blake Lively, August 2008
So much fake hair!!!!
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28. Gwyneth Paltrow, May 2008
Whoa that neck.
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29. Kelly Clarkson, September 2009
More! Controversy!
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30. Rachel Bilson, August 2008
She is thinking what you are thinking.(via Go Fug Yourself)
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