Stephanie Birkitt

Meet the unlucky woman who slept with David Letterman (while serving as his personal assistant) and then dated Robert Halderman, the alleged extortioner.

Birkitt recently broke up with Halderman (they lived together, oy) and TMZ claims that he was found in possession of her diary and photos. Lesson: DO NOT KEEP A DIARY IN 2009. Or date crazy people. Two life strategies from me to you.

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