Save Jessica Simpson!
Frankly, I've never been Jessica Simpson's #1 fan, but I'm pretty worried about her. She has that creepy dad, Tony Romo (ew) dumped her, a coyote ate her dog, and now friends say she's on the edge. So I'd like to start kind of an internet vigil for Jessica, to give her some support, remember the good times, etc. (ONLY POSITIVITY will be allowed on this page.) You can turn this around, Jessica! We believe in you.