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    Porn Bailout

    Larry Flynt and Joe Francis want $5 billion from Congress to save the adult entertainment industry.

    $5 billion seems like a small price to pay for the relief of a tense, unsatisfied nation, but Joe Francis is maybe not the person to trust with it. Then again, neither is Congress.