Orphan Tweets

Slate investigates all the many users who sign up for Twitter, tweet once, and then disappear into the internet.

Most of the findings look like your mother’s first text message. Or there’s this: “apsolutely4me picking lint from Judy’s naval while she is napping! 4:10 PM Sep 7th, 2008”

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