Michael Jackson Is Dying

Michael Jackson's biographer claims the deposed King of Neverland is suffering from a rare lung condition, gastrointestinal bleeding, and emphysema.

According to Halperin, MJ apparently needs a lung transplant but is too weak to undergo the procedure. A National Enquirer report says the "painkillers and booze have caught up with him." He's also being sued, has no money, and had to auction off his sparkle glove. That Jackson 5 Reunion Tour is looking unlikely.