Mermagica Mermaid Tails

You can now order a custom-fit mermaid tail for all your sparkle-swimming needs.

Somewhere in Florida there is an adult mermaid-fetishist compound where these are all the rage, like Michael Phelps Syndrome gone wrong. (I didn’t post the kids’ photos because they seem fairly illegal.)

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