Levi Johnston’s Pistachio Commercial

Other “protection” products I would purchase following a Levi endorsement: bug spray, home alarm system, handgun, men’s deodorant.

Probably most phallic fruits, too, if the condom joke is artful. I need Levi to stay classy, is what I’m saying.

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