Jesus Makes You Fat

A Dr. Oz-like analysis of 52 paintings depicting the Last Supper finds that Jesus’ portion control is severely lacking.

As in, his plate has grown 62% in the last thousand years. Memo to JC: it takes your stomach 20 minutes to realize it’s full. Eat slowly, and stop eating when you’re full. Pretty sure I read all that in Acts.

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